Hey, guys! Dice Rollen here with a top ten list of Christmas themed horror movies that are just ridiculous. We’re going to be looking at movies that involve demon Santas, killer elves & possessed snowmen. So without further ado, this is my Top 10 Ridiculous Christmas Horror Movies list.
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.
This is a Finnish horror movie made in 2010. The plot of this is that workers under orders of a scientist open a sacred grave in the Korvatunturi mountain. In doing so a malevolent being is unleashed upon the people causing children to disappear.
In general this seems like a pretty amusing storyline to me.
This is a 1997 film about serial killer Jack Frost who is on his way to his execution. However the truck transporting him crashes into a genetics truck & the genetic material spills mutating Jack’s body with snow. He then continues killing as he seeks out the sheriff who caught him in the first place.
And hairdryers are used as weapons in this one…
This is a 2005 film about Santa going around & killing naughty & nice people. The reason for this is because Santa is Satan’s son who lost a bet. And now the bet is up.
Also, if you’ll notice most of the people Santa kills are Jewish…
Don’t Open Till Christmas.
This is a 1984 movie about a serial killer who searches London for people dressed as Santa to murder. Which leaves Scotland Yard to find the masked killer before he makes this an annual event.
Apparently the killer didn’t get what they wanted from Santa as a kid.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5.
This is a 1991 movie that’s a sequel to the other Silent Night, Deadly Night movies. In this one is about a toymaker & his son who make special toys that kill their owners. Specifically kids.
Something ironic about this film is that Mickey Rooney plays the toy maker even though he had previously condemned the first Silent Night, Deadly Night.
This is a 1980 film about a child who sees his mother getting felt up by his father dressed as Santa. So naturally when he grows up he decides to do everything in his power to become Santa, including killing off every naughty person in town.
This is what would’ve happened if that kids in the song ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ hadn’t taken things so well.
Jack Frost 2.
What’s worse than a snowman possessed by serial killer? A snowman possessed by a serial killer who mysteriously seems to be impervious to heat.
Released in 2000, this is the sequel to Jack Frost. In this movie survivors of Jack’s previous attack decide to go to a cabana to celebrate Christmas. Unfortunately Jack is woken & find them to finish what he’s started.
This is a 1989 movie about a woman who is the target of elves summoned by evil Nazis(as if there are any other kind). Why? Because she’s a virgin…
Oh, & Dan Haggerty is their only hope.
Nixon & Hogan Smoke Christmas.
This is a 2010 feature film about the two famous stoners of Strangeville who help Santa finish his deliveries after the jolly man accidentally smokes some zombie weed…
Yeah, I hate when that happens. Can’t trust Mary Jane anymore.
Feeders 2: Slay Bells.
This is a 1998 video that’s not quite a movie. It’s about aliens who invade Earth to feast on people. Which leaves it up to Santa & his elves to defend the world.
What could possibly be worse than this movie?
And that was my list of ten of the most ridiculous Christmas themed movies. If you enjoyed this video give it a thumbs up, leave a comment down below, share & subscribe for more videos like this. Thanks for watching & I’ll see ya later!